Week Three

Week three started with a grid lock. With two women mad at him and all his "regulars" pregnant, Cecil was bored. He wanted to much to go outside and network, but it seemed every time he stepped foot outside someone was accusing him of cheating. Each time he told them the same story. "I only have you and our insert number of kids here kids. I love you." It was working less and less recently.

Cecil was on again with Elvira.

Sometimes he couldn't remember the things they did. Deep down he felt like she was using him like he was using her. Oh well, in the end he didn't have the screaming twins plus one.

Cecil was happy to know that Elisabeth had grown into a beautiful young woman. He was quite surprised to see her at the Brightmore late one night.

Just when Cecil thought all this cheating stuff was behind him, Caroline busted his chops.

Yeah awkward.

Then Katelynn.

So Cecil thought it was time to start breaking hearts. Only to patch things up again

After enduring a week of feisty, pissed women, Cecil found the cure to his problems. The Clean Slate reward. As much fun as it was getting drinks tossed at him and yelled at, upset baby momma's were hindering his plan to over populate Bridgeport.

In the mean time, Elspeth birthed twins Cyrus and Denise.

Week Two

Cecil started off week two with Jun Xu.

It didn't take much persuading to get her home. Although he suspected that.

It also didn't take much persuading to get her into the hot tub.

After running into Caroline at the park, Cecil was notified he would soon have a second son, Igor.

Cecil's isn't completely heartless, he goes to visit his kids occasionally. Pretty sure the one in the oven is his also.


Tiara and Apollo broke up. She came to share the news with Cecil. Bad idea. Deep down Cecil wonders if it has anything to do with their illegitimate daughter.

While waiting for Renee to come over, Cecil does mundane house chores.

Renee shows up with Thad. Cecil is pleased to finally me his son. Of course they use this time to work on number two.

After spending some time with Thad and making Renee suffer to *harmless* kids music. Cecil sends them on their way. He wants to meet with one more person before Tiara's party.


Mid week, Tiara accused him of cheating. Of course Caroline would be there too. Revengeful baby momma's always have ways to mess things up.



Cecil tried to make it up to her, in his underware, but he found out she was already pregnant. He was pretty sure it was his.

It didn't work.


Cecil found himself in a bar. At least he found time to put on clothes. It was a bit cliche to spill your sorrows to the bar tender, but he didn't want to go home.

At least till Renee found him. Yeah that one was his too.

Then she accused him. Funny how she didn't even stop to think that she was married. This wasn't the time to bring that fact up. Cecil wanted out of this bar alive.


So much for alive because while he was trying to patch things up with Renee, Katelynn and Caroline stop by the bar. Katelynn brought her husband. All Cecil could think was, "Really guys, this place is ALWAYS empty..."



And Cecil did the only thing he thought he could. He ran and he didn't stop until he was safe at home.


Half way home he was sidetracked by Marina. Marina had found out too. It was rough to be Cecil!


Cecil thought he would try one more time to make this day better. He went dancing at another unpopular club. Here he met his friend Lilly-Bo and they danced the night away. In more ways than one. At least he made it home without wrecking any more lives.



Just when Cecil thought he was out of the woods, Elvira accused him of cheating too.

Apparently someone somewhere was talking and magically, Cecil was a Dirtbag. :(



Jun came over for a whoopee. However Cecil had forgotten she was already whoopeed out. Jun quickly went into labor in his lobby. I personally think she planned it, but Cecil was excited. This was his first child he was present for. Turns out it was triplets!



After a few days of laying low, Cecil decided it was time to invite Renee over for some postbaby baby making. However, she apparently didn't forget. Yeah he knew where this was going.



All that convincing for nothing. He wasn't getting any tonight.



Week Two wrap up:
Kid Kount: 16

Week One

Meet Cecil Harder, grandson of Parker Harder. After the death of his grandfather, Portland moved Cecil into the house for company. Cecil was okay with this as his mother Riley was already pregnant for the third time. Once Portland passed Cecil was ready for a new start. He sold the estate and business and moved to Bridgeport, the city that doesn't sleep.



Cecil's first priority was to fix up his bachelor pad. He really didn't feel the need to settle down anytime soon. So after knocking down a bedroom and adding a hot tub, Cecil was ready to prowl the town.



Cecil's second priority was to meet the locals. The first person he met was Lisa. Unfortunately she was a teenager. Jailbait or not, she was the only female in the sausagefest at the park.




Even though Cecil was promiscuous, teenagers were off limits. However, that seemed to be all this town had.



Until he met Morrigan.

And Elvira.



But it was Tiara that stole his heart.



But after a late night romp neither of the pair were ready to settle down with each other. I'm pretty sure they will have ugly babies.



Not having a job gets boring sometimes. So Cecil likes to make house calls. Even if he gets punked by the call box.



Elvira felt sorry and came down to him. Yes that is her urine, but nothing spoils Cecil's mood.


The night ended well.



While trying to mack on Renee, Cecil found Tiara. Oops was an understatement



After a yelling match, Cecil talked Renee into dinner. Might I add she started it.



And then the hot tub.



Cecil received a phone call late Thursday night. He was now the father of Gus.



Cecil had a run around with Caroline. Apparently she doesn't like the small talk, she just wants to get in on the flirting.



And kissing.



And why make it to the apartment when there is a good elevator near by?



Maybe she isn't that type of girl. Dinner first?



Take two. At least this time she's clapping.
Success!



Tiara entered a relationship with Apollo. However she couldn't let her feelings for Cecil go.



Cecil ended the week with a visit to Elvira. Double oops. Literally. Later that night he found out she was the mother of his twins, Dominique and Carissa.

Week One Wrap up:
Kid Kount: 3
Baby Momma Count: 2